Newport Pagnell…you’re fired

Earlier this week, British Telecom announced a further 15,000 redundancies.  To put that in context, imagine if Sir Alan Sugar addressed every man and woman in Newport Pagnell with his customary charm:

“Newport Pagnell…this task has been a bloody disaster from beginning to end.  You’re fired”

And lest anyone is tempted to comment ‘no bad thing’, remember that Newport Pagnell is home to the Aston Martin - now that would be a disaster.